babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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"Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart."

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

lenalightening:

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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